Raybouldi investigation stalls.......

News has reached M&B that the Raybouldi investigation into the Somerton Old Guard and the 'Crockery Scandal' has stalled. Insiders say that Inspector Raybouldi is spending all of his time watching reruns of the Tellytubbies and talking to members of the SOG in the hope that one of them will crack.

In an effort to help the hapless Inspector, Muck and Brass would like to offer Raybouldi unrestricted access to its extensive archive of files detailing the activities of the SOG. Of particular interest to the Inspector will be the documents (which the SOG sought to keep secret) describing in detail the way in which the crockery was laid out.

We are waiting by the phone............